The first annual Fictional Prize of Fictional Writing by Vi Khi Nao that only Vi Nguyen can Win. 

Please drop your age, birth date, area code, pin number, a list of identifying birthmarks, and the planned middle name of your second child into the cover letter. Or maybe just your age. Also: Say 'Hi'.

In your cover letter tell us about the catfish you've noodled, the prisons you've interned for, the number of times you've done mescaline, your grandmother's oatmeal regimine, and also your predictions for 2017. 

Monkfish Jowls